wrongmovehoe:

Anyway… while muscle gays are busy fucking each other there’s gay youth out there developing body dysmorphia trying to figure out ways to fit into their gay community which they think is only possible if they look like some Sean Cody faggot

somevideogamepagelol:

When your horse hits a tiny 5cm high rock in red dead 2

florakinesis:

sskia:

u can just tell jake gyllenhaal has a nice dick it’s in his eyes

his dick is where

(Source: sqskiq)

tamagotchi:

lorazeskux:

if you buy youtuber merch you’ve taken an L automatically

trompehue-studios:

charleypollard:

wirehead-wannabe:

mugasofer:

lizardywizard:

But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

It’s a thing! Turns out, people would rather not look stupid than not be caught by facial recognition.

Somehow they look exactly like you would expect cyperpunk protagonists trying to avoid detection by facial recognition software to look.

hillarious dystopian future fashion finally makes sense.
or, all scene kids will survive 

So apparently juggalos also have this ability to fuck up face recognition tracking.